Today is the 20th anniversary of Space Jam releasing back in 1996. If you haven’t seen the movie then you missed out on your childhood, but the quick rundown of the story is that MJ teams up with the Looney Tunes to defend their world against the Monstars. These aliens took the talents of five NBA players (Muggsy Bogues, Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, Shawn Bradley, and Larry Johnson) and challenged the Tunes to a game of basketball. Turn up the hero music as they recruit Michael Jordan to help *SPOILER ALERT* them win. Fast forward to right now and there are talks of a Space Jam 2 being made but instead of MJ teaming up, they have casted LBJ to be the new hero.
Since nobody knows the plot for Space Jam 2, we have decided to create our own with a modern day cast of the Monstars from current NBA players. We had to cast Pat Riley as the big bad boss man who is wanting to get back at LeBron for leaving Miami and breaking up the powerhouse team that he built. Riley ends up persuading the Monstars to steal the talent of five current players that all have a defining talent that will help knock King James down from his throne. The new Monstars are made up of Devin Booker, Russell Westbrook, Paul George, Boogie Cousins, and Anthony Davis. All of these stars are craving a championship and have teamed up with Pat Riley and his intimidating ways to help bring down the King.
Pat Riley
The boss man. El Patrón. Owner of an intergalactic basketball team structured to take down LeBron James and the Tune Squad.The new Swackhammer is LeBron’s former boss, Pat Riley. Since the day LBJ left South Beach, Riley has been plotting how he can get back on top of the basketball world and knock LeBron down from his throne. It’s been two years since LeBron left and Pat Riley has finally come up with a way that he can get back at LeBron, create his own Monstars. Riley lures in the aliens and convinces them that they can live the lavish Miami lifestyle if they steal the talents of some of the best players in the NBA.
Devin Booker
The Young Gun. Devin Booker may not dominate the league yet, but he will. He’s only in his second season in the NBA but he’s already being recognized by the OG’s in the game for having major potential to take his game to the next level. Kobe Bryant doesn’t just give sneakers to anyone. Being so young and hungry, when the opportunity to team up with some of the biggest names in the game, the decision was a no-brainer for DBook. Mad handles combined with a deadly jump-shot make him a lethal PG on the court and a perfect fit on the squad.
Russell Westbrook
Decisive and explosive with unmatched speed. He’s the floor general, but right when you take your eyes off of him, he’ll shatter the backboard with a Monstar Dunk. His freakish athleticism and desire to prove everyone wrong about never winning a championship is what fuels Westbrook’s fire to join the team. While Larry Johnson was the two-guard in the first movie, the SG role in the game has changed since then. Russ dominates with and without the ball and is a matchup that will make any defense uneasy.
Paul George
Paul George. Athletic, resilient, and a factor on both sides of the court. His size and agility make him an unrelenting force on the court. You may be thinking “why Paul George?” But the guy is a 6’10” forward who can run the floor and handle the ball like the best guards in the game and then throw it down with a force we would never expect. George is out to let everyone know that they never should have slept on him and that he is a dominant force who is dying for a title.
Boogie Cousins
Boogie is just nasty. Takes pride in bullying James and the Tune Squad. His tenacity punishes the big men who dare step up to him in the paint. The enforcer. The original Monstars had Charles Barkley and Boogie is the perfect replacement. Hungry to win and won’t let anyone or anything stand in his way of snatching a title. You may only hear about him when he gets thrown out of a game, but Boogie Cousins is one player that any team would love to have and Riley snagged him up and combined him with an old friend to create a force in the paint.
Anthony Davis
Every team needs a hard-nosed, hard-working, big man in the middle. His tenacity and ability to get things done in the clutch make him a valuable asset to this Monstar roster. Davis has led his teams with his star studded play, but can never get over the hump. The Brow is tired of losing. He wants to win more than anything and the thought of partnering with his UK brother on the court made this a no brainer decision for him. Imagine Boogie and Davis on the same team AND with super abilities. LeBron is going to need to pull every trick out of his bag to be able to get to the rim and try to contain these two on defense. Bugs, you may need to cook up some more secret stuff for your boy, LBJ.
- Will the talent of some of the top NBA players give the Monstars enough strength, skills and freakish looks to take the throne? Even with endless amount of possibilities and no real script to lean on, we’re sure that LBJ and the Tune Squad just won’t allow it to happen. Pat Riley will realize that while his team is a powerhouse, they were driven by the revenge that he instilled in them. That mentality tainted their passion and they were playing with no heart. The new and improved formula of LeBron’s Secret Stuff will fuel the Tunes while LBJ’s MVP caliber skill dominate the court. The Tune Squad will emerge victorious and the loss will allow the Monstars to see that they were better off without Pat Riley and the Miami lifestyle. As punishment for trying to change them, the Monstars use their remaining powers to banish Riley to Moron Mountain and lock him up in the Hall of Shame.